Press Release
DPH GM John C issued the following apology earlier today:
"An embarrassing and regrettable situation has come to my attention regarding an important new member of the DPH. Due to a clerical error, we erroneously posted Lisawitz's name as Lisa W. I apologize to Lisawitz for the mistake and any embarrassment this may have caused her. I accept complete responsibility for the oversight. By this time corrections will have been posted."
John C refused questions but added "...godd*** embarrassing. this organization is supposed to be above this kind of thing. We need to start the season and put this behind us..."
Later attempts to contact John C failed; we were informed he is preparing for a business related trip. The source indicated that John C is on a "scouting assignment..."
The last "scouting assignment" for John C was after the DPH suffered the franchise's only loss in a bitter championship defeat to hated rival Blitzkrieg. Many blamed suspect decision making on the part of John C for the loss--charges John C has vehemently denied.
Attempts to contact Lisawitz or her agent for comment have failed.
