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3/10/08

Breaking News

John C was tracked down in St. Petersburg, Florida where, officially, he is scouting talent. Team insiders suggested that John C went to Florida to escape flak from the "name-gate" debacle. Surprisingly, he answered some questions before forcing his way past reporters and and disappearing into an exclusive athletic club.

JS from SPTimes: Has your scouting assignment been successful?

JC: I would say so...yes.

JS: Would you care to elaborate?

JC: No..not really.

JS: Reports indicate you are trying to entice Jeremy B back up north...is that true?

JC: He and I have a long history regarding the game...

JS: Isn't he a prima donna...a clubhouse cancer? It's been suggested he was a major problem on his previous teams...EYP and YMCA...why would you want him?

JC: There's no truth to that...he's...uhhhhhhh...intense, but a good player...good OF range...good arm--strong LH hitter...he may be too expensive for the DPH...

JS: There have been reports that low level employees were fired over what has been termed "name-gate"...is there any truth to that?

JC: Jeff, I don't know anything about that...I'm done with that...

JS: It was also leaked that you demanded accountability...

JC: I accepted complete responsibility.

JS: Were low level employees fired?

JC: This whole situation is completely embarrassing...the DPH is supposed to be above this.

JS: You stated that previously...weren't you in charge of negotiations? Shouldn't you have noticed the mistake before releasing the roster?

JC: Nobody humiliates me! Heads rolled!

JS: You didn't know the name of a free agent you were pursuing? Some have said this was merely a covert attempt to delay the release of her signing bonus?! Is the DPH in financial trouble?!!!

JC: The team issued an apology...I'm finished here!!! I'm done!!!

JS: Why did you lie about the firings?

JC: Mountains out of mole hills! Out of my way!!!

JS: Why did it take so long to issue an official apology?!! John C! Have you heard former DPH players may go to your competition?!!! John C!!! Please comment!!!

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