Dirty Pirates: 2013 Andy's League Fall Champions
Jim's Fruit Stand: 2013 Union College Softball Coed Tourney Champions
Jim's Fruit Stand: 2013 1st Annual RCSO D.A.R.E. Coed Tourney Champions
Dirty Pirates: 2013 American Legion Sunday Coed B Champions
Dirty Pirates: 2013 Phil Sweeney Memorial Tourney Champions
Dirty Pirates: 2012 Miracle League Winter Tourney Champions
Dirty Pirates: 2012 Lynn's Fall League Sunday Comp Champions
Dirty Pirates: 2012 Lynn's League Sunday Rec Champions
Dirty Pirates: 2012 Maggie's Mark Tourney Champions
Dirty Buc Ho's: 2008 Andy's League Summer Champions
Dirty Pirate Hookers: 2007 Andy's League Fall Champions

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7/26/12

Softball Week in Review: Week 13; July 15 - July 21

Softball Week in Review: Week 13; July 15 - July 21

July 15, Sunday
The Pirates finished Lynn's Sunday League regular season with a ridiculous 28-4 rout of the woeful St. Peter's Hospital. "At least you guys started going station to station in the first..." commented the umpire, whose strike zone expanded to galactic proportions when the Pirates were (frequently) at the plate as the game progressed. To celebrate their perfect season, manager Deryl B popped a couple bottles of fine Yellow Tail sparkling the Pirates recently plundered off the coast of Australia. "Now it's time to continue this run through the playoffs" said Deryl. Unfortunately, the Pirates will have to wait a week before the playoffs begin.

July 16, Monday
Game 1, 6:00P at FoD: Toyota of Clifton Park vs. The Goodfellas. With a final score of 24-6, one might think this game was a laugher from beginning to end--exactly what should happen when a good team plays a struggling team. Such a thought, however, is a mistake as the score belies the schizophrenic nature of the game. Through the first four innings, the score was 5-3 in favor of The Goodfellas with Toyota having problems in the field and at the plate. The official count of three errors doesn't fully capture Toyota's defensive futility that also included some poor routes on fly-balls. Defensive futility, on the other hand, was completely overshadowed by Toyota's offensive ineptitude as they collected only four hits over the span. "His head was ready to blow off..." noted the ever alert Deron S regarding Toyota manager John C, adding "I could see the veins bulging in his neck...he was ready to blow..." "The poor defense was one thing..." said manager John C, "but not hitting and the constant chasing of his blooping high pitch...wow. Tough to watch."

Then, like shifting from Park to Drive, Toyota remembered who they were in the top of the 5th and pasted 13 runs on the hapless Goodfellas. Toyota followed their big offensive inning by dropping a 1-2-3 goose egg on The Goodfellas in the bottom of the inning. In the top of the 6th, the offense picked up where they left off and scored another 8 runs. "You knew it was going to happen..." said Toyota 3B Jim C, "...sometimes it takes a few innings before we get rolling." John C was less than sharp after two long innings on the bench when he went to pitch the bottom of the 6th, but the damage was minimal as The Goodfellas could only plate 1 run despite loading the bases. "I should've went to the pen..." said John C, "The long layoffs eventually iced me, I was done. I need to monitor that better in the future." Regardless, in the end, Toyota amassed 22 hits--7 for extra bases and 7 walks. Offense was the star of this game.

Game 2, 9:00P at Mullen's Park: Poppy's Place vs. Dirty Pirates rescheduled to Thursday, July 19.


July 17, Tuesday
Game 1, 6:15P at Nott 5: J.T. Designs vs. Anarchy; 11-7, Anarchy. "I'm sick of this Punch and Judy {garbage}, let's get some hits and beat the {stuffing} out of them." That simple statement by Anarchy SS Justin R perfectly summed up Anarchy's early going futility with J.T. Designs at Nott Road, Field 5--the sun field. Both teams battled 95O+ heat, high humidity, and intense sun/haze in the batter's eyes. Anarchy's bantam blonde manager, Stacey D, succumbed to the intense conditions: "I was hit in the chest and I had trouble breathing. I needed to sit out the last inning or so." This, however, did not stop Anarchy's firebrand manager from vociferously and colorfully protesting a close play at the plate with an exclamatory shout not intended to boost the morale of the umpire. "He was wrong and I wanted him to know that..." said Stacey D.

J.T. Designs took an early lead on Anarchy by playing solid D, by hitting soft line drives up the middle, and with a pitcher who was smart enough to take advantage of a low strike zone and flat pitches. J.T. Designs held Anarchy hit-less through the first two innings until Phil smacked a hard grounder to the right side in the 3rd. Anarchy's next hard hit came from John C--a hard line drive to right--with a runner on. Ugly base running on his part, however, truncated any hope for a rally. "I was frustrated..." said John C, "...we were flat and everything seemed to go their way. I wanted to spark the team..." Strangely, Anarchy seemed to recover from their malaise after his blunder. Employing a different defensive scheme in the outfield, Anarchy shut down J.T. Designs up the middle, soft line drive attack. From here, Anarchy's offense went to work securing and then maintaining the lead for their 9th victory.
 

Game 2, 6:15P at Nott 2: EYS vs. D&R Paving. In a completely different game than their first meeting, EYS lambasted D&R Paving 17-2. "We hit from beginning to end." said EYS manager Deron S, "It was never a contest." EYS cruised to their 10th win of the season with one regular season game remaining against the 2nd place Fiscal Hitters. EYS manhandled and booted Fiscal from the playoffs last year in a 16-6 laugher. "I wish it was a best of three..." commented Fiscal Hitters manager after the playoff loss. Now is their chance to make partial amends. 

July 18, Wednesday
6:15P at JCC1; Anarchy vs. Pitches be Crazy: Playing two games in as many days, Anarchy opted to earn both victories in stylistically divergent fashion: Tuesday was a hard fought 11-7 nail-biter, Wednesday was a 33-2 romp. Such a score is self explanatory--the result of Anarchy mashing and defeatist, disinterested defense by Pitches be Crazy. Anarchy tried not to run up the score and resorted to station to station base-running in the top of the 1st. Pitches be Crazy, however, asked for a little more abuse later in the game with complete lackadaisical play on defense--epitomized by a misplayed line drive to center field by Anarchy SS Justin D. "I was planning on staying at first..." said Justin D, "but he (the center fielder) came in on the ball and it went over his head. He never turned around to go after it...he just stood there. I had to go home after that..." "It was an ugly game..." said Anarchy's feisty blonde manager Stacey D, "...but it was fun to put it to them." With the blowout, Anarchy earned their 10th victory. 

July 19, Thursday
7:30P at Coyne Field; Poppy's Place vs. Dirty Pirates: In their best played game in awhile, the Pirates plundered Poppy's Place 15-4. The Pirates did it all tonight--solid defense and timely, smart hitting. "It was exactly what I like to see..." said Pirates' manager John C, "...plenty of hard line drives and hard ground balls up the middle." In fact, the Pirates only had 6 extra base hits, but good, opportunistic base-running made up for the lack of raw slugging. With staunch defense behind him, Deryl B pitched a gem. His only trouble came in the top of the 6th; "I let up a bit..." said Deryl B, "We had a big lead and I was trying to make them get themselves out..." A brief visit by John C was all Deryl needed to collect himself and to regain his focus. He shut Poppy's down for the remainder of the 6th and the 7th. The Pirates picked a good time to start to turn things around. They need a strong finish to make the playoffs in a competitive division.  

July 20, Friday
6:00P at Fireman's Field; Dirty Pirates vs. Glenmont Beverage: What should have been a laugher, turned into another stinker for the Pirates. The Pirates lost to Glenmont Beverage 9-8 for their 6th single digit score on the season and 5th loss. All 5 losses have come when the Pirates scored single digit runs. "I wasn't at the game..." said Pirates manager John C, "...but the scorebook said it all--too many fly-outs." The Pirates--who have played the majority of their games on large field--fell into the Fireman's Field trap: swing for the fences. "It's not necessarily that they were trying..." commented fill-in manager Deryl B, "...but the short fences get in your head. We needed the approach we had at Coyne yesterday--line drives and hard grounders." John C added "It's frustrating. There's too much talent here to lose like that. I think some players are pressing. Just let the hits come to you..." The loss increased the difficulty of the Pirates' chances at making the playoffs. "It's tough to win when you combine poor hitting with poor defense." said Deryl B, "We have to step it up." The Pirates need to step it up if they want to make the playoffs and can barely afford another loss.          
  

Records and Standings

Dirty Pirates Sunday: 10-0, Remain in 1st place in Lynn's Sunday League

Dirty Pirates: 8-5, A win and a loss drops the Pirates to 6th in the North

EYS: 10-1, EYS maintains their grip on 1st place in the Media League

Anarchy: 10-1, 2 wins moves Anarchy to 2nd place behind Farm Family in Lynn's Rec AL

Toyota of Clifton Park: 10-1, Despite identical records with the Dominican All-Stars, Toyota drops to 2nd inn Andy's League Men North



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