Dirty Pirate Hookers: Game 11 Summary
Dirty Pirate Hookers: Game 11
DPH: 12
Magic Stick: 0
8/11/09, Tuesday, 6:00 PM @Ridge 1
The Pirates plunder their enemy's magic, while their foe surrenders any sense of decency.
Their biggest win of the season was against an undefeated Appletini's team; they played Cafe Hollywood and Wildwood tough only to lose by two runs to each. But, DPH isn't Appletini's, Cafe Hollywood, or Wildwood--they are the first place team in the toughest division. With their regular Pirates on the field, DPH can pitch, defend, and slug with the best of them and Magic Stick is far from the best.
Their mix of slap hitters and speed could not penetrate the stout Hooker's defense.
Their poor pitching and average defense could not stop the Pirate sluggers from stomping a 12-0, 4 1/3 inning, mercy rule shortened defeat on them.
When walks were handed out, the Hookers gladly accepted.
When gaps were present in the defense, the Hookers happily exploited them.
Add to that another dominant start by Warren S who gave up only 5 hits.
The Pirate offense put 18 runners on base and pounded a healthy 0.7 bases per at bat to score 12 runs...on a day when 1 run was sufficient.
Classless
In the top of the second--in the midst of another frustrating shutout inning for Magic Stick--a routine fielder's choice play developed. Despite an easy out at 2B (by a full step +), the Magic Stick base runner decided to take out the Hooker's Captain, Christina C, with a full body hit. Christina was badly bruised and shaken up. There was no attempt to slide or avoid contact and no apparent attempt to apologize.
With that, Magic Stick has earned the less than coveted Despicable Play of the Season Award for poor sportsmanship, bullying, and classless play. Congratulations.
The Hookers play their arch rivals Café Hollywood, aka Underdogs, next Monday, August 17, 6:00P at Mullen's Field.
Their biggest win of the season was against an undefeated Appletini's team; they played Cafe Hollywood and Wildwood tough only to lose by two runs to each. But, DPH isn't Appletini's, Cafe Hollywood, or Wildwood--they are the first place team in the toughest division. With their regular Pirates on the field, DPH can pitch, defend, and slug with the best of them and Magic Stick is far from the best.
Their mix of slap hitters and speed could not penetrate the stout Hooker's defense.
Their poor pitching and average defense could not stop the Pirate sluggers from stomping a 12-0, 4 1/3 inning, mercy rule shortened defeat on them.
When walks were handed out, the Hookers gladly accepted.
When gaps were present in the defense, the Hookers happily exploited them.
Add to that another dominant start by Warren S who gave up only 5 hits.
The Pirate offense put 18 runners on base and pounded a healthy 0.7 bases per at bat to score 12 runs...on a day when 1 run was sufficient.
Classless
In the top of the second--in the midst of another frustrating shutout inning for Magic Stick--a routine fielder's choice play developed. Despite an easy out at 2B (by a full step +), the Magic Stick base runner decided to take out the Hooker's Captain, Christina C, with a full body hit. Christina was badly bruised and shaken up. There was no attempt to slide or avoid contact and no apparent attempt to apologize.
With that, Magic Stick has earned the less than coveted Despicable Play of the Season Award for poor sportsmanship, bullying, and classless play. Congratulations.
The Hookers play their arch rivals Café Hollywood, aka Underdogs, next Monday, August 17, 6:00P at Mullen's Field.
| Boxscore | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | R | H | E | |
| Magic Stick | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | x | x | 0 | 5 | 1 | |
| DPH | 6 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | x | x | 12 | 11 | 0 |
| Player | Slot | Pos | PA | AB | H | BB | IBB | HBP | ROE | CI | OS | K | SF | S | EB | CA | GIDP | 1B | 2B | 3B | HR | R | RBI | ROB | Avg | OBP | Slg |
| Garry S | 1 | SF | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0.605 | 0.700 | 1.105 |
| Christina C | 2 | 2B | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.432 | 0.548 | 0.459 |
| Colleen B | 2 | 2B | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.425 | 0.452 | 0.550 |
| John C | 3 | RF | 3 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 0.667 | 0.780 | 1.231 |
| Tahnee H | 4 | SS | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0.469 | 0.639 | 0.563 |
| Scott J | 5 | LF | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 0.567 | 0.625 | 1.300 |
| Shaye H | 6 | 3B | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.148 | 0.321 | 0.148 |
| Shane B | 7 | CF | 3 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0.429 | 0.571 | 0.571 |
| Kristen D | 8 | C | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0.194 | 0.324 | 0.194 |
| Mike F | 9 | 1B | 3 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0.526 | 0.600 | 0.842 |
| Warren S | 10 | P | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0.600 | 0.643 | 0.600 |
| Gm Totals: | 30 | 24 | 11 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 11 | 17 | 0.458 | 0.600 | 0.708 |
