Rumor Central

Barely a day removed from their hugely successful media event--described by some as a media circus--an insider has revealed the team was caught in a "very embarrassing situation" involving one of its recent, prized free-agent acquisitions.

Details are limited except for reports of John C shouting at employees and demanding accountability. The insider also revealed the team is preparing to issue a statement or, perhaps, an apology. We will continue to monitor this issue and will promptly publish the team's statement.