Press Release

DPH Softball has issued the following statement:

Once again DPH management must delay the release of the 2008 roster. We apologize to our loyal fans and thank you for your patience. We will release the roster as soon as possible.

John C
GM
DPH Softball

Press Release

Due to logistical complications, DPH management must delay the release of the roster until next week. Please accept our sincerest apologies and visit the site again soon for more information about your favorite softball team!

Press Release

John C, media spokesman for the DPH, has issued a statement regarding the team's roster: "I'm happy to announce the roster for the Spring/Summer 2008 team is complete. The team is a blend of new and familiar players that will provide the impetus for maintaining DPH tradition. We look forward to a fun and engaging season as old rivalries are reignited and new ones created."

Preparations are underway for public release of the roster by friday, 02/22.

DPH Rumor Central

Persistent rumors suggesting the DPH made another important acquisition and that the team is close to finalizing the roster have been reluctantly confirmed by GM John C. "I would say yes, your sources are correct--the roster is almost complete." Insiders say it's only a matter of contract language regarding performance bonuses.

John C refused to reveal the identities of the players preferring a grand unveiling of the roster. Other rumors imply the roster could impact several teams in the league. John C neither confirmed nor denied the rumor stating "I don't know what other people are thinking; clairvoyance isn't my strong point. I'm only concerned with building a team." He also added "I guess there could be some surprises in there..."

Insiders maintain the roster has key members from previous DPH squads and has been rounded out by important players from other teams. Reports further indicate other teams are pursuing key DPH personnel. When pressed for confirmation John C angrily asked "where do you guys get this stuff?!!!" while ducking into his car.

The roster is expected to be released sometime this week.

Other reports indicate the team could have a new logo. Several designs are expected and polling will help determine the replacement.